So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
I’m not saying I deserve to be rich and famous I’m just saying I feel like I was supposed to be
What is something people would be surprised to learn about Josh? (x)
My name is Katniss Everdeen. Why am I not dead? I should be dead.
Weak-willed is mind-controlling an army because it’s too hard for you to train one yourself.
I feel like being a girl comes with a lot of terms and conditions that i didn’t sign up for.
How I study for finals:
1. Pray to the academic gods for forgiveness of the times I skipped class and for knowledge of all of the things.
2. Perform a sacrifice
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
fun tip: instead of asking random bloggers what something is, google it because this is 2013 and you’re already on the internet
the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
you darn kids with your falling boys and your panicked discos and your romantic chemicals